Index of Stuff

Facebook
Twitter – banalities, tautologies, trivialities, and Oxford commas
Youtube
English Bay Kat Kam
Flying Photos
British North America stamp collection
Telemark Systems Inc
Eggnog Recipe
My Airports

Travels:
Aug 2024 – London – Northern Norway – Iceland
Aug 2023 – Europe – Netherlands – England – Scotland – Faroe Islands – Iceland
Sept 2021 – Europe – London – Liechtenstein – Switzerland – Netherlands – Iceland – Toronto
August 2019 – Europe – Netherlands – Norway – Iceland
April 2017 – Europe – Normandy – England – Wales – Scotland – Iceland
Dec 2010 – Maui

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Europe August 2024 – London, Norway, Iceland

Tripit Itinerary – https://www.tripit.com/p/D446CABC6B8BFE51C8F227480E336CD5

Sat-Sun Aug 3 – Back to London
Mon Aug 5 – Sharding in London
Tue Aug 6 – Imperial War Museum and The Play That Goes Wrong
Wed Aug 7 – London Science Museum
Wed Aug 7 – Royal College of Music Museum
Thu Aug 8 – The British Museum and Fawlty Towers
Fri Aug 9 – Flying to Bodø
Sat Aug 10 – A Rainy Day in Bodø
Sun Aug 11 – A Nicer Day in Bodø

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Providence – Ever Sense The Dawn

This beautiful folk-rock album is practically unknown. It was released in 1972. Providence was from Portland Oregon. They were discovered and promoted by Threshold Records – the Moody Blues record label. They only made this one album and disbanded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provide…

I have not been able to find the lyrics to this album on the Internet. I’ve made a crack at transcribing them, but have not been able to get it all. I have posted the lyrics that I can determine below. Please, if you can hear some of the lyrics that I have trouble with, post the corrections or updates either here or on my YouTube video linked below.

The cover says CYVR all over it, because it is from the UBC student radio station CITR. It was called CYVR when they got this album. I was a DJ there while a student, and sometimes they would give away old albums they no longer played. I grabbed it without knowing what it was, and have loved it ever since.

I have posted the complete MP3 file online:
https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ah-EP9OLCEw_i4B37yT28i6RksOC0w?e=bb7ZD5

I have posted the audio to YouTube:

Side 1

00:00 To Light Your Journey
01:00 Mountain
04:15 Lady
07:48 Sketch Number Two
08:25 The Stream
11:25 If We Were Wise

Side 2

15:50 Fantasy Fugue
18:57 Smile
22:20 Sketch Number Three
23:20 Neptunes Door
26:20 Island Of Light
29:50 Behold: A Solar Sonnet

Lyrics
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To Light Your Journey

Sleepy eyes catch the sun o’er the mountain
Sloping rays in a prism of morn
Ever sense the dawn

Bathing night in the warmth of her starshine
Omnipresence in golden appears
Ever sense the dawn

Mountain

The sun is up my heart it seems to be sinking
But life is change and change is what I’ve been thinking
Though nature moves the trees and bends the twisting sands
Mountain stands

The seasons turn I feel a change within me
Like birds in spring I know my soul has been set free
Though nature moves the trees and bends the twisting sands
Mountain stands

Though nature moves the trees and bends the twisting sands
Mountain stands

The sun is up my heart it seems to be sinking
But life is change and change is what I’ve been thinking
Though nature moves the trees and bends the twisting sands
Mountain stands

Lady

Lady with a zither upon your knee
Dreaming of your gentle man at sea
Singing of ports in far off lands
Wish on a star and be there with your man

Lady with a zither upon your knee
Dreaming of your gentle man at sea
Singing of ports in far off lands
Wish on a star and be there with your man

Sketch Number Two

The Stream

Did you ever stop to wonder ’bout the stream upon its course
Never goes strait so meandering
To the ocean on its course
Left this morning without mention like the stream meandering free
Wind is blowing through the green trees
Like a people dizzy free

Did you ever stop to wonder ’bout the stream upon its course
Never goes strait so meandering
To the ocean on its course

This dream
The stream

Did you ever stop to wonder…

If we were wise

How can we paint a picture of the sky when we can’t see through the trees
Shall we wait ’til leaves of autumn fall with the breath of winter’s breeze
Or shall we take a woodsman’s axe and bring them to their knees
Or shall we just forget the sky and paint the fading leaves

If we were wise, we’d climb the tree
Although our paints may spill
For though our paints are priceless we
We could send the sky a bill

How on earth can we ever sing a love song when the feeling’s just not there
How can we tell the world of our love if we don’t really care
Shall we sing lifeless empty words of feelings never shared
Or shall we sing a song of hate and pray our souls are spared

If we were wise we’d feel the love so deep within us all
We’d hear the song the angels sing and heed its wondrous call

If we were wise we’d feel the love
So deep within us all
We’d hear the song the angels sing
And hear its wondrous call

Fantasy Fugue

If you’re going where I’m going there be no need to say good-bye
Godspeed your ship is sailing
Destination fly destination fly
To your destination fly

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking there be no need to wonder why
Godspeed our ship is sailing
To the destination fly destination fly
To our destination fly

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking there be no need to say good-bye
Godspeed our ship is sailing
The destination fly destination fly
To our destination fly

Smile

Look at all the trees happy as 
Smile smile
..
Smile smile
Smile when
Maybe the same .. will help us to explain

Smile
Smile

Look at all the trees happy as the
Smile smile
..
Smile smile
Smile when there’s a change
Maybe the same maybe the pleasure .. will help us to explain

Sketch Number Three

Neptunes Door

Will whisper wonder
Come inside this moment I can hear the oceans turning
From atop this mountain I can hear the awkward churning
For the sea
Some folks sit and sing and sadly watch
Sing a blue song as a
Hide out in a cave down in a rock pile by the shore
Barely gazing out to catch a glimpse of Neptune’s door
To the sea
To the sea

And build a pool of love
In the sea
In the sea

Island of Light

Rejoice with us for we are all together
All alone as ancient as the sea
Time has come now we’ve been joined forever
To strive alone until we find the sea
The highway of life to the island of light
Ahhh
We
The island of light we still must attain
Ahhh
We .. by time be patient
Bridge will carry us all there 
the winding rivers to the ocean 
Waves of ripples of despair
n the highway of life to the island of love
Ahhh
We would …
The island of light we still must attain
Ahhh

Behold: A Solar Sonnet

..
The sky is
Using
The
Children

 children are calling

The sky is
Music
The
Children

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The Second Magenta Frog

I bought this book back in the mid-70s at a rummage sale for 10¢. It was written by a bunch of stoned hippies who lived in Kitsilano Vancouver, the traditional home of stoned hippies back then. They seem to have put a lot of work into it. 4000 copies were printed. (I should add that I was about 10 years too young to be a stoned hippy at that time. That came later…)

I found it fascinating in a weird way, and it’s been kicking around with me since then. I finally scanned the whole thing and made a pdf.

Apparently there was a previous Magenta Frog but I have never seen it.
Here is a link to the 234MB PDF file:
https://1drv.ms/b/s!Ah-EP9OLCEw_i4FRkTn22tK5DOCO2A?e=e2HyiQ

And here is a link to the individual scanned pages – all 254 of them:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!Ah-EP9OLCEw_iuAvfeS0LkhGwgEUcw?e=8qineJ

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Europe Aug-Sept 2023 – Netherlands, England, Scotland, Faroe Islands, Iceland

Tripit detailed itenerary:
https://www.tripit.com/p/80490C30F6A7532289DF31B7371856CD

Wed Aug 2 – Starting in Amsterdam
Thu Aug 3 – A Very Beery Day in Amsterdam
Fri Aug 4 – Museums, Flowers, Rainbow stuff everywhere, Canal tours, Oh My!
Sat Aug 5 – Amersfoort in the Rain
Sun Aug 6 – A Day in Rotterdam
Mon Aug 7 – Arrival in London
Tue Aug 8 – London Transport History and Ghosts
Wed Aug 9 – HMS Belfast, Cutty Sark, Royal Greenwich Observatory
Thu Aug 10 – Sherlock, Postal Trains and Traitors
Sat Aug 12 – Churchill War Rooms, York Minster
Sun Aug 13 – York Railway Museum, Jorvik Viking Museum
Mon Aug 14 – Train to Edinburgh
Tue Aug 15 – Holyrood
Wed Aug 16 – St Giles Cathedral, Edinburgh Castle
Thu Aug 17 – Cairngorm, Strathcarron
Fri Aug 18 – Attadale Gardens, Bealach Pass, Applecross
Sat Aug 19 – Drive to Ullapool, Shieldaig Road, Glen Torridon
Sun Aug 20 – Ferry to Stornoway
Mon Aug 21 – Calanais Standing Stones, Butt of Lewis
Tue Aug 22 – Isle of Harris Distillery
Wed Aug 23 – Stornoway to Ullapool to Durness
Thu Aug 24 – Rhiconich to Thurso
Fri Aug 25 – Castle & Gardens of Mey, Duncansby Head, John O’Groats
Sat Aug 26 – Kirkwall, Highland Park Distillery
Sun Aug 27 – East Orkney, the Shortest Flight in the World
Mon Aug 28 – Creepy Valley and Tons of Prehistoric Stuff
Tue Aug 29 – To Inverness For Some Music
Wed Aug 30 – 1500 Dead Jacobites and More Music in Inverness
Thu Aug 31 – To Faroe Islands
Fri Sep 1 – Driving Around West Faroes
Sat Sep 2 – Rainy Day in Faroes
Sun Sep 3 – Made it to Kalsoy
Mon Sep 4 – Flight to Reykjavik
Tue Sep 5 – Stuff to do in Reykjavik
Wed Sep 6 – Drive into the Highlands to Kerlingarfjöll Mountain Resort
Thu Sep 7 – A Rainy Day is Better in Reykjavik
Fri Sep 8 – Seltjarnarnes, Botanical Garden, Perlan, Ice Gallery
Sat Sep 9 – Inside the Volcano
Sun Sep 10 – Home For A Rest
Thu Sep 28 – Souvenir Haul From Europe

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Europe Sept 2021: London, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Netherlands and maybe more

Table of Contents:

Fri-Sat Sept 3 YVR-LHR
Sun Sept 5 London, Buckingham Palace areaVideos
Mon Sept 6 St Paul’s Cathedral, Greenwich Park, Thames River VoyagePost part 2
Tue Sept 7 – Westminster Abbey
Hyde Park
British Museum
Wed Sept 8 – Tower of London and its Eponymous Bridge
Photos and Videos
Thu Sept 9 – To Liechtenstein
Fri Sept 10 – Most Of Liechtenstein In A Day
Photos and Videos
Sat Sept 11 – Over the Klausenpass to Lucerne
Photos and Videos
Sun Sept 12 – Lucerne In A Day
Photos and Videos
Mon Sept 13 – Mt Pilatus
Videos
Tue Sept 14 – The Game Is Afoot to Grindelwald
Wed Sept 15 – First
Thu Sept 16 – Rained Out Again
Fri Sept 17 – I Have Conquered The Maiden
Photo Album
Sat Sept 18 – Schilthorn in the Clouds
Sun Sept 19 – Planes Trains and Cable Cars
Mon Sept 20 – Another Cloudy Day to Mürren
Tue Sept 21 – Interlaken
Wed Sept 22 – The Most Spectacular Short Hike In The World
Thu Sept 23 – A Day In Amsterdam
Sat Sept 25 – A Day In Amersfoort
Tue Sept 28 – A Day Cycling Around Ameland
Wed Sept 29 – Rained Out On Ameland
Fri Oct 1 – Back in Rainy Amsterdam
Sat Oct 2 – Last Day in Amsterdam
Sun Oct 3 – Back to Reykjavik
Mon Oct 4 – The Golden Circle
Tue Oct 5 – Reykjavik
Wed Oct 6 – Seljalandsfoss and the Secret Lagoon
Thu Oct 7 – Last Full Day in Iceland
Fri/Sat Oct 8/9 – Back to Toronto and Vancouver
Home For A Rest

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Okanagan Falls in the 1970’s

My family and I (Casper, Elizabeth, Randall and Garret Golhof) spent summer vacations every year in Okanagan Falls from the early ’60s to mid ’70s. We stayed at the Holiday Park Resort (which is still partly there) which was run by my aunt and uncle Anne and Bill O’Reilly.

Here is a Google Maps image with my comments of what used to be there in the 1970’s when I was familiar with the place. Some things have changed.

In case the captions are too small here they are in clockwise order:
– Great big wooden breakwater
– I don’t remember what was here
– Was this here?
– Holiday Park Resort’s great big campground
– Tastee-Freeze – I played pong here
– Store was called Lucky Dollar I think
– Big empty field still there !
– Gem store that sold polished rocks
– Original motel – my favourite was unit 6
– Neighbour hasn’t changed a bit
– Motel called Blue-something I think

The Tastee-Freeze may actually have been on the block to the north – anyone remember?

Link to a larger image if this one is too small:
http://www.telemark.net/misc/OKFalls.jpg

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April 2017: France, England, Wales, Scotland, Iceland

April 3 2017 – Planning
Sat April 8 – Arrive in Lille
Some Lille Photos
High Speed Train to Lille
Sun April 9 – Vimy Ridge Ceremony
More Vimy Ridge Photos
Tue April 11 – A day at Juno Beach
Caen photos
Juno Beach landing site and la Maison des Canadienes photos
Juno Beach Site video
Juno Beach Centre photos
Juno Beach Centre videos
Canadian cemetery at Bény-sur-Mer near Juno Beach photos
Canadian cemetery at Bény-sur-Mer near Juno Beach videos
Wed April 12 – From Caen to England
Videos from Vimy Memorial, Eurostar to England, and driving there
Thu April 13 – Visiting East Horsley for the first time since I was 8
Traveling Around East Horsley photos
Horsley Towers where I stayed photos
Videos at Horsley Towers
Some pictures of us in East Horsley in 1970
My Cousins Carien and Jan Bert Visited Us from Netherlands
Fri April 14 – Drive Through North Wales to Criccieth
Sat April 15 – Portmeirion
Portmeirion photos
Portmeirion videos
Sun April 16 – Criccieth to Llandugno to the Lake District
Criccieth Castle and Town photos
Criccieth Castle videos
Llandugno and Ambleside photos
Llandugno and Ambleside videos
Mon April 17 – Around the Lake District
Lake District photos
Lake District videos
Tue April 18 – From the Lake District to the Scottish Highlands
In the Bar at the Royal Hotel in Oban
Wed April 19 – Exploring the Oban Area
Around Oban – Carnasserie Castle, Standing and circle stones, McCaig’s Tower in Oban
Videos of Castle Carnasserie, weird water device, Kilmartin standing stones, Temple Wood stone circle, McCaig’s Tower
Tonight’s local entertainment at the hotel bar
Thu April 20 – To the Sligachan Hotel on Skye
On the Road to Skye
Fri April 21 – A Day on Skye
Driving Around Skye, Including the Talisker Distillery photos
Around the Spectacular Sligachan Hotel photos
Some Skye videos
Sat April 22 – Skye, Plockton, Castle Eilean Donan, Inverness
Entertainment in Inverness – jigs and reeling
Sun April 23 – Taking the Train to Dingwall for Lunch
Mon April 24 – Through the Cairngorm Mountains to Glasgow
Tue April 25 – Walking Around Glasgow and Flying to Reykjavik
Wed April 26 – Walking Around Reykjavik
Thu April 27 – The Golden Circle
Fri April 28 – Rainy Day in Reykjavik
Sat April 29 – Couldn’t Make It To Snæfellsjökull – Stuck In Reykjavik Again
Sun April 40 – The Famous Bláa lónið
Sun April 40 – Home For A Rest

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August 2019: Netherlands, Norway, Iceland

Because Stupidbook has a habit of randomly showing and disappearing posts, here is a list of my daily posts for my trip to Europe.

Sun Aug 4 – Back in Netherlands for the first time since 1975
Mon Aug 5 – Hotel Pulitzer
Mon Aug 5 – Those Dam Boat Guys Reservation
Tue Aug 6 – Royal Palace
Tue Aug 6 – Those Dam Boat Guys Tour
Wed Aug 7 – Insane Camera Day
Wed Aug 7 – The Red Light District
Thu Aug 8 – The Rijksmuseum Not On Acid
Thu Aug 8 – Vondelpark
Thu Aug 8 – The National Maritime Museum
Thu Aug 8 – The Amsterdam Lookout
Fri Aug 9 – Off To Amersfoort
Sat Aug 10 – De Haar Castle
Sun Aug 11 – The Onze Lieve Vrouwetoren – Our Lady’s Tower
Sun Aug 11 – A Stroll Around Amersfoort
Mon Aug 12 – Observations About Netherlands and the Dutch People
Mon Aug 12 – Off To Oslo
Tue Aug 13 – Doing Oslo
Wed Aug 14 – Telemark At Last
Thu Aug 15 – Driving from Dalen to Stavangar – Over the Plateau
Fri Aug 16 – Priekstolen
Sat Aug 17 – Pining For The Fjords
Sun Aug 18 – Edvard Grieg and To Hellesøy And Back
Mon Aug 19 – Oh I Hear Bergen In The Rain
Tue Aug 20 – On to Flåm then to Myrdal and Back Again
Wed Aug 21 – Flåm to Geiranger – A Spectacular Drive
Thu Aug 22 – Only 3 Ferries To Ålesund
Fri Aug 23 – Around Ålesund
Sat Aug 24 – Around Ålesund and Islands Beyond
Sun Aug 25 – The End Of Norway
Mon Aug 26 – The Beginning Of Iceland
Tue Aug 27 – Strolling About Reykjavik
Wed Aug 28 – The Invisible Snæfellsjökull
Thu Aug 29 – Finally The Westfjords
Fri Aug 30 – Falls, Flora and Ísafjörður
Sat Aug 31 – Sunny Day At The Edge Of The World
Sun Sep 1 – From The Edge Of The World To Sunny Reykjavik
Mon Sep 2 – Þingvellir, Perlan, and the Disturbing Sculpture Garden
Tue Sep 3 – Home For A Rest

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Observations About Netherlands and the Dutch People

Tallness

Dutch men are the tallest in the world. Dutch women are the second tallest (after Latvia – go figure?) In Canada I am used to being above average height (it probably helps that there are so many Asians and that is NOT racist to observe.) I am 5’11” and in Canada the average male height is 5’8.5″. Here in Netherlands the average male height is 6’0″. When I mentioned this in a bar one guy asked me if I drank milk, which I stopped doing over 40 years ago. Perhaps that explains it. You will also notice how unusually tall the women are. There may be some isolated tribes in Africa that are taller, but as far as nations go, this is the land of giants.

Transit

The Netherlands public transit system is the best in the world. There are some here who do not believe that, but they have never taken a bus in Vancouver. It helps that the country is small, densely populated, and flat as a pancake. Look at a map of Europe – the highways and railroads are way more concentrated here than elsewhere, including England, France and Germany which all have good transit systems. I took the train between Schipol, Amsterdam and Amersfoort and they were right on time, fast, and mostly empty (at least in first class – it’s worth paying the premium and it is still pretty cheap.)

Agriculture

It may be hard to believe but tiny Netherlands is the second largest exporter of food after the US. Even more than Canada and we export a lot of food. This country may have the most productive farm land on the planet and has a mild and wet climate, which I suppose a lot of plants like. It is also by far the largest exporter of flowers, and not just tulips.

Small Beers

By default if you order a beer, they will serve you 25 cl. Yes liquids are all in centilitres here and that is about half a pint. You can ask for a 50 cl (a proper pint) glass. It’s worth doing because the service is not very good and who knows when someone will come around and take your order for another. I mentioned this to one bartender who said it’s because people don’t want the beer to get warm. I replied they don’t drink fast enough, but I was polite and did not mention I order the large drinks because the service sucks.

Tipping

On that note, the service is poor by North American standards because there is generally no tipping, at least in pubs. Often you pay for each drink at the time of ordering – at least that is fast because you can just wave your card at the machine. Consequently the staff have a much more laid-back approach to customer service. For this reason I usually order at the bar and then sit down, or just sit at the bar if I don’t want to sit outside. At least then there is almost always a bartender within hailing distance.

Kissing

Everyone kisses 3 times on the cheeks as a greeting, or at least the women do! As a reserved person I am not used to that, but while meeting my relatives I was able to tolerate, and eventually even enjoy the spirit of it. Do not expect me to bring this custom home to Canada – I am the same curmudgeon I always was.

Bicycles

There are more bicycles in Netherlands than people and everybody rides at least one. It helps that the bicycle infrastructure is mature – there are bike lanes everywhere and have been forever. Oh and did I mention the country is flat as a pancake – that sure helps. The city centres are mostly devoid of cars. You have to get used to watching for bikes like you always have to do with cars. I have had a couple of close calls. Oh, and NOBODY WEARS A HELMET. Yay freedom! You’ll get a ticket for that in Vancouver. I think if you can’t ride a bike without crashing, you should not ride a bike.

Transit Tickets

They really have this figured out. For the trams in Amsterdam I bought a 5-day card from a machine. You scan it whenever you get on or off the tram – this is so if you have a timed card for say 1 hour the system knows if you have not gone beyond the time you have paid for. It is similar with the trains. For instance I bought a ticket from Amsterdam to Amersfoort, which required a train change in Utrecht, and had the boarding pass on my phone. You scan it when you enter the departure train station and again when you leave the station at your destination. Presumably the system will know if you went further than what you paid for. This also means once you are in the train system no-one checks your ticket no matter how many or which trains you take to get to your destination. You could even buy a second class ticket and just enter a first class car and I don’t think anyone would know. The Dutch are either too honest or have not figured this out.

Recycling

In Vancouver everything is recycled now. My condo has blue boxes for glass, plastic, cardboard, paper, electronics and organics for composting. Surprisingly there isn’t much of that here. In Amsterdam, the shops and cafes throw their bags of garbage out on the sidewalk for pickup, just like they do in Manhattan. I saw bags full of plastic bottles just mixed in with other crap. I was a bit surprised.

Maturity

The Dutch society is a mature society. It has had a thousand years to grow up. Canadians are immature by comparison. For instance, although it is technically not allowed, if you drink a beer in a park nobody will bother you. And of course there is that famous Red Light District. The motto (which I have instinctively had all my life) is:
Do what you want, just don’t be a dick about it.
Really, that’s all you need to do to be civilized. But no, we can’t have that in Canada. We’re too young and immature. If drinking a beer in a park was allowed, in no time there would be hordes of drunken idiots causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. That is why we can’t have nice things.

Dangerous Trams

Yes they look dangerous. While the don’t go very fast, they do snake along narrow streets that are filled with bikes and pedestrians. If you saw the video I made of a tram ride in Amsterdam, you will see how people and bikes were crossing right in front of the tram and missing by a fraction of a second. Yet nobody seems to get hit because I assume they learn to do this as a child, much as we were taught to look both ways before crossing the street. If we had trams like this in Vancouver, there would be daily carnage and deaths. This is another indication of Dutch maturity and Canadian immaturity.

Public Urination

Is encouraged, at least for those currently identifying as male. Along the canals in Amsterdam and Amersfoort you see these not very private plastic urinals stands. Looks like you just sidle up, whip it out and do your thing in front of crowds of people. Yuck. I did not do this because I am willing to pay for a beer at a pub to use their washroom. Apparently a leading cause of death in Amsterdam is drowning in a canal. They have to keep fishing dead drunken men out of the canals with their fly’s unzipped and their dicks hanging out. I suspect they are all tourists.

Dutch Women

Trigger Warning – Toxic Masculinity Alert:
Dutch women are the most beautiful in the world. Admittedly there are some obscure bits of the world I have not yet seen, but I am confident in my observation. As a misanthrope (in general, not specifically) I’m not the “people-watching” type, but as a straight white male of the patriarchy who refuses to check his privilege, I really noticed it everywhere. The women are all tall, slender, mostly blonde (not that there is anything wrong with brunette) and at that point you hardly even need much in the way of facial beauty, but they have that too. I am not as discerning a judge of male beauty but I can assume the guys are pretty handsome in general. It helps that the Dutch are not fat, similar to France and Iceland but NOT England or North America.

 

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